Chuck Norris, Texas Damage Case

Over at Crooks and Liars they have the tale of cryin' Glenn Beck and republican thought leader Chuck Norris. Turns out they go on the airwaves to fantasize about armed revolution (seeing as how they lost the election and all) or leading a new Texas successionist "movement."

Quoth Chuck:

On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

From the East Coast to the "Left Coast," America seems to be moving further and further from its founders' vision and government. ...

I wonder what made Chuck soooooo stupid?